It’s often been said that women make the best multitaskers, but we reckon that our friends at We-Vibe have just won the gold medal for multitasking with the quite brilliant Touch X.
As you would expect from one of the world’s most beloved purveyors of pleasure, each of the Touch X’s eight (yes, eight!) intensity levels delivers brain-busting orgasms to keep you coming back for more (warning: if you’re one of our many readers in San Francisco and you’re using a Touch X, don’t worry! You may think you can feel an earthquake on the way but it’s probably just your orgasm building!)
The Touch X is all about the clitoris, and you’ll find that the smooth, silicone body fits neatly into the palm of your hand. But don’t be deceived by the Touch X’s small stature: it may be small but it’s as mighty as hell, and with a running time of a full two hours you can be guaranteed that it’s not going to let you down.
But what of the multitasking of which we speak? Well, if you can bear to drag the Touch X away from your clitoris for a moment, you’ll find that it works pretty well as an all over body massager and, if you have a few aches and pains, even as a targeted muscle relaxer. We’re obliged to point out here that the Touch X is not a cure for serious muscular conditions, for which you will, of course, need expert advice.
Sensuality isn’t only about what happens below the waist (although, we have to admit that’s probably the best bit) and the all over body sensations that the Touch X’s seven vibration settings can deliver will be especially appreciated by couples, bringing a whole new dimension to foreplay. BTW, if you’re into nipple stimulation we have just three words for you: O.M.G.
The Touch X is whisper quiet, so if you’re enjoying playtime with your children/parents/priest in the next room, you can be sure that you won’t be on the receiving end of disapproving stares across the breakfast table.
What else can this baby do? Well, believe it or not, it’s works rather well as a make-up applicator. As well as being a supremely useful added bonus, this means that if your aforementioned children/parents/priest stumbles across the Touch X lying around your bedroom, you can tell them that it’s a bona fide beauty product without having to lie. Remember though, only ever use the Touch X with water based beauty products.
Here’s the brilliant drag artiste Luna Rose with the full lowdown:
FACTS AND FIGURES
- Extra-soft and body-safe silicone
- 7 vibration modes, 8 intensity levels
- Water resistant (IPX 7)
- Whisper quiet
- Travel lock
- Running time: 120 minutes
- Magnetic charging (90 mins)
- Colours: Crave Coral, Green Velvet
- Price: £89 GBP
Buy your Touch X right now, right here!
Our very own Poppy will be road testing the Touch X soon. While you’re waiting, check out the last two episodes of Playtime with Poppy here.