Dick on a Stick, premium waffles, £12.99

Meet Dick on a Stick – a premium waffle, measure in at 6.2 inches. Enough to satisfy even the hungriest d*** lover. You can order anonymously or get your hands-on drama free Dick on a Stick. Take your pick from one of the four play mates: Bust a Nut, Blast, Orgastic or Sloppy. 

Spread the love, spoil them with indulgent penis feastingThe sweetest way to tell them to eat a dick.


Swiss Navy Silicone, 118ml – £18.

This premium award winning non-absorbable formula is made using our “micro-thin” technology. Micro thin assures maximum sensation providing both partners the ultimate in pleasure and long-lasting glide. Micro-thin technology is only possible by using the highest-grade quality silicone available. Swiss Navy Silicone is velvety smooth and perfect for water and/or anal play.


Swiss Navy All Natural, 118ml, £16.

Swiss Navy All-Natural is a premium water-based lubricant and designed specifically for people with sensitive skin. It was designed with a low-osmolality and is pH-balanced making is perfect for both men and women’s sexual health. Swiss Navy® All Natural contains an essential ingredient called Carrageenan, which provides a silky-smooth feel and long-lasting glide. This Glycerin-free, Paraben-free product is naturally sweetened and formulated with all naturally derived raw materials.


Dave the Bear Calendar, £13.50 inc p&p.

It’s the moment we have all been waiting for, 2020 is soon to end and what better way to go into 2021 than in a high state of arousal, well you can achieve that with the Dave The Bear Calendar 2021. 
Featuring brand new pictures of His Royal Hairiness and once again, all your favourite months of the year.
Calendars are £12 plus £1.50 pp (message for prices abroad) and will be signed and include a free lock of hair from his chest*
Payment is via PayPal, just make sure you send him a message with your address and who to make it out to

The Isolation Candle – £20.

This naturally scented candle is the perfect lockdown and Christmas companion.  100% natural, made with soy wax and pure essential oils, it is designed to bring joy to the recipient.  A mood boosting medley of geranium, grapefruit and basil will uplift, balance, calm and refresh; it smells divine.  The perfect present to show someone you are thinking of them during these strange times.

Available to buy online at www.blovedcandles.com an award-winning aromatherapy brand.

Wylde One – vegan organic lubricant – £11.99.

A little vulva-loving care (VLC) this festive season!
Reawaken your festive play with our award winning 100% clean, vegan, organic, herb & water-based intimate lubricant. Wylde One is a luxurious botanical lubricant specifically designed to be healthy for a female-bodied intimate environment. Made with five organic botanicals, it has an intimately balanced pH, and a ‘body identical’ feel so you can connect with confidence. Certified by the Soil Association and Vegan Society. Condom compatible.


“No labels” Unisex Boxer Shorts, £18.50.

These ‘no labels’ unisex boxer shorts have a unique design to fit all genders, made in the UK from super soft bamboo viscose, the comfiest undies you will ever own – buy 3 or more pairs and get 15% off.


Subscription to Lesflicks, £5 per month.

Lesflicks is the UK’s leading provider of online LBQ+ entertainment made by and for women who love women. With 100s of titles and more being added constantly, you and your loved one will never be stuck for something to watch while you’re snuggled up on the sofa.


Swiss Navy Anal Premium, 118ml, £19.

Swiss Navy® Premium Anal Lubricant uses Swiss Navy Silicone formula and our “micro-thin” technology, providing a silky smooth and long-lasting glide. Premium Anal has been enhance with Clove Oil and other high-quality ingredients. Clove Oil is a mild analgesic, allowing for more comfortable anal play. Swiss Navy Premium Anal is the perfect anal training lubricant.


Swiss Navy Water Based, 118ml, £13.

Our Swiss Navy® Water-Based lubricant has a viscosity unmatched by any other water-based lubricant. Swiss Navy® Water-based stays where you put it and liquefies with body heat and friction providing for a silky, smooth long-lasting glide. It is a neutral tasting lubricant with a hint of sweetness, perfect for oral sex. It is compatible with all adult toys and has a non-staining formula.


PUMP PLAY Jockstrap, £20.

Fun, colourful yet tasteful all in one, the PLAY jock has amazing rear support elastics made with three separate bands stitched together offering greater quality and support. Its playful colours are carried through from the exterior components right into the micromesh cotton lined cup which is a cool blue on the inside, making this collection fun both inside and out. 


DVD, Nevrland, £14.32

17-year-old Jakob lives with his grandfather and father in a small apartment in Vienna. In order to earn some money for his studies, he works as a temporary worker in the slaughterhouse where his father works. Jacob is struggling with an anxiety disorder that makes life increasingly difficult for him. In a sex cam chat, he meets the 26-year-old artist Kristjan.

At first, a virtual friendship develops between the two of them, without a real meeting taking place for the time being. Only after a heavy stroke of fate does Jakob gather his courage and make an appointment with Kristjan in his apartment, leading to an extremely unexpected chain of events.


DVD, We, £12.80.

During a scorching summer in a Belgian-Dutch border village, eight teenagers play games of discovery to break the listless monotony. They challenge each other and themselves and pretty soon, their sexual curiosity starts to blur the lines between right and wrong. As innocence is crushed in depraved games and sexual exploitation, the teenagers soon turn into ruthless predators.


Extremeo Anal Lube, £15.03 + shipping.

Go further and deeper than you’ve ever imagined with your bottom with EXTREMEO.  If you thought that Poppers would have helped you to get fucked easily, you will be surprised by this invention!


Anal Stretching 24/7 Ass Grommet, £19.93 + shipping.

The Anal Stretching Ass Grommet from MEO® keeps your asshole wide open, guarantees extreme sensations and lastingly stretches your hole with clearly visible results. Being so exposed is just great! The best product for anal stretching!


Holy Lube Cannabis Gel, £15.03 + shipping

Sex has never been so good! With every thrust you’ll get hornier and higher by the sex every second, because our hybrid lubricating gel HOLY LUBE contains high quality CBD from the cannabis plant! You can now even experience anal sex fully relaxed/entirely painlessly and much more intensely!

ES Male Liquid Silk twin pack, £17.

One of the best-selling lubricants in the world, now only £17.00 for 2 bottles. A long-lasting quality water-based lube that is great for all sorts of pleasure. Fun on your own or with others. Liquid Silk lube is fully compatible with toys and condoms. A very handy pump mechanism makes it easy to use without creating any mess. Each bedside table should be home to a bottle of Liquid Silk.

So, slide into Christmas with this great offer and have yourself some fun!

Click here to purchase your liquid silk lube.

Mask 4 Mask, £10.99

‘MASK 4MASK’ in neon pink writing is a coy play on words for the popular phrase “Masc4Masc” seen on gay dating apps. Men often describe themselves this way to indicate that they’re masculine-acting, and are seeking other masculine-acting individuals. The phrase is becoming increasingly problematic in the community as many feel it is not just a sexual preference but instead aderogatory term that excludes feminine and androgynous queer individuals. 

It is a cause that creator Jamie has felt passionately about himself for a long time and with the current government guidelines due to COVID meaning the vast majority of us need to wear a face mask, he thought it was a great way to spread this message far and wide. 

For every mask sold, Jamie will be donating £1 to his chosen charity Switchboard.